How to make a fool of yourself, your customers and your friend!

Of yourself -

By thinking yourself to be above the law of the land. Hitler, Mussolini and several other learnt it a fatal way. So small fries like MNS etc. should learn it before its too late. Vandalism and mob culture won't take them to any great heights. This segment of the post is in light of the recent attacks on students of NM College by MNS workers in our NM Canteen. They attacked the students with bottles in what is alleged to be a demand for a special quota in the college seats. (Source: My friends from the college).

They might have achieved a certain percentage rise in share of votes recently, but the question remains: How can they be a part of the government? When the medium of expressing their views is by striking fear in the public with unruly actions creating total anarchy, which is what a government is supposed to protect its people from.

If they are doing it just for the publicity, then they might as well start a parallel WWE right here in Mumbai. {How about my next post on this topic?} And like CM Punk & his Straight Edge Society preach all their ideals while smashing opponents.

Moral - You may think yourself above the law, but you'll end up under the dust eventually.

Your Customers-

Well most of you will know this by now. If you're ordering coke float in McDonalds, mention without ice. Otherwise you'll end up with memories of Titanic{unexpected iceberg} as you pull out a mass of ice-cubes from the shallow depths of your coke - the ice cream being a mere complimentary layer of icing. We even snapped some pics of the Ice pack, however Cameraman S. Krishnamoorthy has some uploading issues.

Moral - Say No ICE when you order Coke float.

Your Friend -

Suchita, our dear beloved Angel, had fallen sick{still recuperating as I write}. So we - Nikita, S. Krishnamoorthy, Kshemu, Aditya & yours truly decided to pay the lassie a visit.

We knew which building, but speculated which flat could be hers. Fortunately we hit the Jackpot on the first attempt as an astonished Suchita open the doors with an expression almost equal to as if Shahid himself was right there serenading her. She didn't even say a Hi and darted into her room to get ready.

Now we wait, wait n wait outside{The cliché girls take time to get ready thing}. We eventually grew impatient and decided to take a hike to the terrace. We enjoy the view up there, while being tempted to consume the Cadbury Silk(s) we bought for her. A moment later Suchi calls Nikki -

Suchi - Hello? Where are you guys?

Nikki - I am at home only. Why what happenned?

Suchi - I thought you guys were here!!

Nikki - Who? What Where? Are you allright? You didn't reply to my messages?

Suchi - Okay I'll call you back.

At this point Suchita might have asked the watchman if he saw us, to which he replied he didn't see anyone going out. She talks to her neighbours.

Nikki calls Suchi again and repeats the same convo as above.

We enjoy quite a laugh on the terrace - discussing other possible freaky ideas like yelling THIS IS SPARTA{You needn't ask who suggested that :P }

Kshemu, Nikki and myself , like super spies, slowly try to hear Suchi and her mom talk to the neighbours while enacting a muffled Evil laugh. Suchi's dad then decides to check the terrace with Suchi giving him company. { Thank to a certain SRK talking loudly}

So we run to the corner of the terrace to hide. Kshemu & Aditya suggest climbing the tank. Couple of concerns crossed my mind -

1. What if people spot our silhouettes on the tank and call the police?
2. Most importantly, How COULd Nikki possibly climb that?!?! :P

Anyways, Suchi and her Dad eventually found us, much to their relief!

Must've raised her temperature a bit. :D

But I bet its more memorable than those Silks though.

Moral - Laughter may be the best medicine; Suspense, drama and adventure is the ulti- reilief package! :D

Right Suchi?