Tired of the lemonade answer, I reached out to some movers and shakers for alternative answers. I return much more disappointed and now it's your turn. "If life gives you lemons, make a lemon scam.." - statement from Scam cell, Tihar.
"If life gives you lemons, find 555 benefits of it.." - Phunsuk Waingdu
"If life gives you lemons, just laugh and admit lemons don't exist" - Sushil K Shinde.
"If life gives you lemons, sell them and buy out life as well and sell more lemons.." - Reliance
"If life gives you lemons, let them go missing and let BJP waste time on it... Theek hai?" - PMO
"If life gives you lemons, it means Sonia Gandhi wants a Bill passed.." - Maya & Mulayam
"If life gives you lemons, get a panel to throw all the lemon at each other.." - Arnab Goswami.
"If life gives you lemons, buy out all the shizzy hardware to make a lemonade.." - Microsoft
"If life gives you lemons, ask Sachin to retire.." - A media source who didn't want to be named.
"If life gives you lemons, you can invest it in Gujarat.." - Narendra Modi
"If life gives you lemons, let us know.." - Twitter
"If life gives others lemons, let us know.." - Twitter.
"If life gives you lemons, setup a committee to resolve the matter" - BCCI
"If life gives you lemons, your state of mind wants Nimbu Paani.. " - Rahul Gandhi
"If life gives you lemons, that means we can bring poverty line down to Rs. 25 a day." - Montek Singh Ahluwalia.
"If life gives you lemons, pray you get worth Rs. 12." - Raj Babbar
"If life gives you lemons, it's because the oranges were taken by RSS.." - Digvijaya Singh
"If life gives you lemons, save it for hangovers" - Vijay Mallya
"If life gives you lemons, promise a show of melons..ha ha.. ppl will love you even if you dont have them.." - Poonam Pandey
"If life gives you lemons, let the 'hand' do the talking" - (h)MMS.
"If life gives you lemons, Roadies is your haven.. " - MTV
"If life gives you lemons, and you follow any of those quotes, we get ready material.." - Stand up comedians on Twitter.
"If life gives you lemons, write bizzare posts to let the world know about it." - Yours truly
