"If life gives you lemons.." quotes from Poonam Pandey and others..

Tired of the lemonade answer, I reached out to some movers and shakers for alternative answers. I return much more disappointed and now it's your turn. 

"If life gives you lemons, make a lemon scam.." - statement from Scam cell, Tihar.

"If life gives you lemons, find 555 benefits of it.." - Phunsuk Waingdu

"If life gives you lemons, just laugh and admit lemons don't exist" - Sushil K Shinde.

"If life gives you lemons, sell them and buy out life as well and sell more lemons.." - Reliance

"If life gives you lemons, let them go missing and let BJP waste time on it... Theek hai?" - PMO

"If life gives you lemons, it means Sonia Gandhi wants a Bill passed.." - Maya & Mulayam

"If life gives you lemons, get a panel to throw all the lemon at each other.." - Arnab Goswami.

"If life gives you lemons, buy out all the shizzy hardware to make a lemonade.." - Microsoft

"If life gives you lemons, ask Sachin to retire.." - A media source who didn't want to be named.

"If life gives you lemons, you can invest it in Gujarat.." - Narendra Modi

"If life gives you lemons, let us know.." - Twitter

"If life gives others lemons, let us know.." - Twitter.

"If life gives you lemons, setup a committee to resolve the matter" - BCCI

"If life gives you lemons, your state of mind wants Nimbu Paani.. " - Rahul Gandhi

"If life gives you lemons, that means we can bring poverty line down to Rs. 25 a day." - Montek Singh Ahluwalia.

"If life gives you lemons, pray you get worth Rs. 12." - Raj Babbar

"If life gives you lemons, it's because the oranges were taken by RSS.." - Digvijaya Singh

"If life gives you lemons, save it for hangovers" - Vijay Mallya

"If life gives you lemons, promise a show of melons..ha ha.. ppl will love you even if you dont have them.." - Poonam Pandey

"If life gives you lemons, let the 'hand' do the talking" - (h)MMS.

"If life gives you lemons, Roadies is your haven.. " - MTV

"If life gives you lemons, and you follow any of those quotes, we get ready material.." - Stand up comedians on Twitter.

"If life gives you lemons, write bizzare posts to let the world know about it." - Yours truly

Heads will roll

"Heads will roll" yelled Rahul Gandhi after the UP  debacle. When uncle Diggi presumed, ass usual, that Congress would get 100 seats said "All credit goes to Rahul".  Baba Gandhi went all over UP, sidelining the local Congress people, and centralizing the campaign around himself.

Congress lost, to worsen things BJP won more seats than them - in state which has been a Waterloo for the party.

"Head will roll" yell Rahul Baba.

My only humble question is - which one??

Last I heard - he got a clean chit.

And he continues to harass Mumbaikars by traveling with his elephant security in the locals, goes to drought affected areas and any disaster affected areas.
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But he is a honest guy no doubt. His poll campaign in UP was - (translated to English) " I will get you change, but you will have to wait fo rten years to see full change. If you think that change will come now, sorry then dont wont for me." .... And they didn't.

Keep it Simple, Silly!

There are a few 'amazing' people I would like to share my thoughts with. So an open letter addressed to them.

Dear Media,
I have quite a few matters to raise with you. But for now, I humbly beg to you that I am not interested in Aishwarya's bump! Stop putting video clip, multiple pictures on your home/front pages screaming AISHWARYA SPORTS BABY BUMP! So what's the big deal? Its beautiful that she is having a baby but its no world record.

Dear Rahul Gandhi,
Travelling by Metro rail to your rally does NOT make you one with the common man. By that act you also mean to imply that your are above 'the common man' and that's why taking efforts to connect with us lowly persons. Thanks man but we are not fools out here. Let me explain why. When I was in the last year of college, you came to Bhaidas hall for a rally. You made life hell for us. How? -

A)even before you probably wake up, the roads are blocked and barricaded for your visit. Mumbai hardly has any roads, and you barricade whatever little is there of it.

B)even walking in and out from the college I was keenly looked upon as if I were a terrorist.

C) My college watchman showed up at the gate for the first time in 5 years and asked for my I.D.! That's a positive, but co-incidentally one of the days I didn't carry it.

D) one cannot even walk on the streets. Its barricaded like a fort.

E) you have a huge battalion around you. A convoy of at least more than 70 people. 5 cars, and two big trucks of constables packed like buffaloes. Not counting the numerous cops on the road and along the barricades.

F) our local rails are crowded anyways, and you would make it all the more worse with your body guards blocking others from getting into your coach.

G)you get all this for free. For being a loud mouth and doing NOTHING.

I would rather have my leader travel in a Bentley or a stretched Limo as long as he manages to do something or atleast doesn't mess up things as per his duty.
Warm Regards.

Dear Sharad Rao,
Thank you for the rickshaw strike. Anyways these guys don't go where I would like to. And the drivers who are of help to me daily didn't go on strike. So the routes were clear and I could reach office faster.
Just one question, you guys go on strike if you are raided for tampering.
But what about we people who are many times flatly refused by multiple autos just because- a) too close b) too far c)too much traffic d)end of shift e)load of other bullshit. Some don't even give a reason. What about that? Are you gonna use hooliganism(as witnessed against those autos who didn't go on strike) to get your profits?
You may gain 5000 votes from these strikers, but u will stand to loose a lot more.

Dear Facebook,
You don't have to integrate Google+ features. They suck! If I want to see enlarged pictures, I can click on the smaller, sensible thumbnails for it.

Keep It Simple Silly!

Much regards,
Anirudh.

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